Reply To: Funny Things Said in the Band Room
Here are a few of my recent favorites:
A junior girl very vehemently told off another person in her section: “I AM music, okay? You cut me and I’ll bleed out Mozart!” This is the same girl that once got her arm temporarily stuck inside the bell of her alto sax.
6th grade boy: “I just hit myself… in the back of the head… with my trombone.”
I was running rehearsal with my 6th graders and said, “Okay, let me hear everyone play but flutes.” One of my boys in the trumpet section hollered out, “Butt flutes?! Did you just say butt flutes?!” Even I had to laugh at that one.